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Post by tucano on Apr 1, 2024 15:48:35 GMT -5
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Post by Liiisa on Apr 1, 2024 17:34:56 GMT -5
Doggos!
There used to be this stupid ad with a jingle that went "Feelin' groovy, just had my Cheerios." So since I was in a bad mood when I got home from work I sang "Feelin' hostile," to the same tune, to which pero comes right in with the follow-up "Just had my Cheerios" - so that made me laugh, and now I'm not feeling quite so hostile.
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Post by Queen on Apr 2, 2024 5:46:23 GMT -5
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Post by sprite on Apr 2, 2024 10:05:16 GMT -5
Those are good. Although, I would really enjoy interacting with some old paintings.
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Post by Queen on Apr 2, 2024 12:06:32 GMT -5
Reading up on the whole bridge collapse in Baltimore means facebook is flooded with ads/articles about boats, ships and harbours.
Makes a pleasant change.
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Post by Queen on Apr 2, 2024 14:21:41 GMT -5
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Post by kneazle on Apr 2, 2024 15:59:14 GMT -5
I went to tell my colleague that an air fryer was on sale for $99, except I said it was on sale for $999. She asked how much was it before it went on sale.
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Post by tzarine on Apr 3, 2024 21:43:46 GMT -5
marlon brando in brown face
marlon brando in yellow face
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Post by Liiisa on Apr 4, 2024 5:35:32 GMT -5
omg i had no idea
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Post by ozziegiraffe on Apr 4, 2024 6:55:34 GMT -5
This posted on Facebook. I have no words for the incompetence of council and the responsible people for not doing something permanent to keep the river out of the city of Lismore. Surely there could be something done on the federal level if the local money is not enough. Will it really come down to relocating a whole city rather then doing something about the flooding.
Our CBD grew up on the riverbank when the river was the major highway, in the 19th century. How on earth is the council expected to keep the river out of town?
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Post by sprite on Apr 4, 2024 8:57:48 GMT -5
ozzie, that's on par with someone in England who complained that his street had a flood prevention drain installed, which resulted in the loss of a parking space. "We're on the top of the hill. We don't flood. Why do we need drains??"
um, to reduce the amount of water that hits the drains at the bottom of the hill?
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Post by psw on Apr 4, 2024 9:03:24 GMT -5
"Our CBD grew up on the riverbank when the river was the major highway, in the 19th century. How on earth is the council expected to keep the river out of town?"
Sounds like people who buy condos on the working harbor and then complain about the smell of thie fish-processing plants, or buy spacious country homes downwind of farms and complain about aromatic manure.
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Post by Liiisa on Apr 4, 2024 12:38:09 GMT -5
Or move into a busy urban neighborhood and complain about the noise
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Post by sprite on Apr 4, 2024 12:57:42 GMT -5
THere is a stream of people buying homes next to pubs and then petitioning the city to revoke live music licenses. It is really annoying.
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Post by Liiisa on Apr 4, 2024 13:46:51 GMT -5
THere is a stream of people buying homes next to pubs and then petitioning the city to revoke live music licenses. It is really annoying. Idiots
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Post by ozziegiraffe on Apr 4, 2024 17:49:17 GMT -5
Around here it’s people buying acreage next to working farms, then complaining about farm noises and smells.
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Post by Queen on Apr 5, 2024 5:54:50 GMT -5
Bet I can guess your favourite movie
Follow these steps and do your maths very carefully, you will be AMAZED at the accuracy:
1: Pick a number from 1-9 2: Multiply that number by 3 3: add 3 4: multiply by 3 again 5: your total will be a two-digit number 6: Add the first and second digits together to find your favourite movie of all time in the list of 17 below
Movie list 1 Gone with the Wind 2 E.T. 3 Blazing Saddles 4 Star Wars 5 Forrest Gump 6 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9 Judge sentencing Donald the orange menace to 30 years in Federal Prison 10 Casablanca 11 Jurassic Park 12 Shrek 13 Pirates of the Caribbean 14 Titanic 15 Raiders of the Lost Ark 16 Home Alone 17 Mrs Doubtfire
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Post by Liiisa on Apr 5, 2024 5:57:17 GMT -5
lol how did you do that Q
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Post by ozziegiraffe on Apr 5, 2024 6:44:02 GMT -5
LOL 😂
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Post by sprite on Apr 5, 2024 9:00:12 GMT -5
hah!
I'm so tired...
I mean, it's a goodie, but my favourite?
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Post by scicaro on Apr 5, 2024 14:49:22 GMT -5
We were watching "3 body problem" with mini1.
As part of the plot some scientists start seeing a countdown wherever they look.
Mini1 comments " we'd be fine mum, the ADHD would mean we'd stop noticing after a while"
I replied " true but the autistic scientists would hate it."
Mini1 "I feel sorry for the just autistic scientists, it's much better to have both".
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Post by tzarine on Apr 6, 2024 1:21:04 GMT -5
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Post by ozziegiraffe on Apr 6, 2024 2:34:23 GMT -5
Funny, I saw this post just as the report of the earthquake came on our local news.
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Post by HalcyonDaze on Apr 6, 2024 6:18:33 GMT -5
Played the taskmaster board game tonight. Always lots of laughs with that one.
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Post by riverhorse on Apr 6, 2024 11:12:13 GMT -5
It's getting warmer and warmer here in Italy so I'll probably be in shorts or my denim skirt from tomorrow. So the Great Winter Leg Fur Coat removal had to be done. As the shower here is so tiny you can barely turn around, shaving my legs under the shower wasn't an option.
As every bathroom in Italy has a bidet, I filled it up with soapy water, stuck one foot in at a time and voilà! Smooth summer legs. I'm still giggling about my ingenuity.
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Post by Liiisa on Apr 6, 2024 16:58:27 GMT -5
Rinsing quinoa in the wrong gauge sieve this evening, which meant that a good bit of it went down the sink, which amused me greatly
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Post by Liiisa on Apr 9, 2024 7:35:12 GMT -5
My dentist’s office is called a “relaxation dental spa.” She’s a good dentist, but this has always made me laugh.
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Post by kneazle on Apr 9, 2024 18:52:26 GMT -5
A sales rep from my old work (Outsourced Employment relations advice) phoned my boss to try and sell their services. He said 'We have an HR team who does this for us and one of our team is one of your ex employees so we really don't need your service'
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Post by tzarine on Apr 9, 2024 19:28:10 GMT -5
my doctor talking bout the cleveland indians not the guardians i was wearing tzarevich's jeter jersey - a bday gift from a classmate
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Post by psw on Apr 11, 2024 18:59:57 GMT -5
The press referring to the meeting of Biden and Netanyahu as a "come to Jesus" event.
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