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Post by Webs on Jan 29, 2013 15:02:44 GMT -5
Please use this thread to warn others about crap movies that may be coming their way.
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Post by Webs on Jan 29, 2013 15:07:58 GMT -5
1) Movie 43 - I haven't seen this but I've had it described to me as the worst thing ever created with an all star cast since Star Wars Episodes I,II, and III - someone please kill Jar Jar Binks. Here is a description of the movie on Wikipedia - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_43 |
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go2
No fig, no jam
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Post by go2 on Feb 8, 2013 16:14:40 GMT -5
My son reported back from seeing his latest film last night (he's a film and tv critic) -
""Saw the stupidest film last night: Hansel and Gretel: Witch hunters. In 3D. They were handing out wine miniatures to take in with you, so we grabbed handfuls of them, correctly assuming it would help to get through this utterly ludicrous film. Boozily shrieked with laughter anytime the tooled-up pair were addressed by their names. They might as well have called them Big Ted and Jemima, or Andy Pandy and Bagpuss."
He put this up on his facebook page - and several others agreed with him.
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Post by owlet on Feb 9, 2013 4:12:15 GMT -5
Looper -godawful tripe. Photoshopping Joseph Gordon-Whatever's nose randomly and inconsistently to match Bruce Willis's was distracting, and the plot was painful. Time you'll never get back.
Green Lantern--I've thoroughly enjoyed a lot of the comic-based films that have come out over the past few years (Watchmen, Iron Man, Avengers, Captain America etc), however this was just wrong. I saw it in 3D which didn't help, it just added more dimensions of awfulness. Plot - weak, acting - weaker, overall - dull. The best thing about the film was the end credits, where someone put in a great amount of effort for visually impressive 3D effects. Shame about the 1.5 hrs preceding them...
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