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Post by Liiisa on Jan 10, 2023 5:31:37 GMT -5
That is hilarious
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Post by groo on Jan 10, 2023 16:36:14 GMT -5
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Post by sprite on Jan 10, 2023 16:40:38 GMT -5
partner took a salted caramel hot chocolate with him to his little gym, and reported back that it was indeed a nice way to get warmed up and perk up his energy levels at the start.
It was less nice when he started belching, because the last thing he ate was smoked mackerel. Not a good combo. 10 out of 10 do not recommend.
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Post by Liiisa on Jan 10, 2023 19:20:36 GMT -5
grrr groo I knew that was going to be a terrible pun of some sort
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Post by sprite on Jan 11, 2023 8:16:47 GMT -5
Trying to work out why my card reader isn't working, but the card is in upside down...
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Post by Liiisa on Jan 11, 2023 16:37:39 GMT -5
Took a break from work to help pero dismember the Xmas wreath. It was being tenacious so we started doing it like tug of war, with him holding the wreath and me pulling out the greenery, and I ended up pulling one of them out with such violence that I fell back against the front door.
Which would have been fine had I actually shut the door all the way, but instead the door swung open and I landed on my butt in the front hallway with a resounding “F***!” and lots of laughter.
(I eventually fetched the pliers)
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Post by tzarine on Jan 13, 2023 1:29:04 GMT -5
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Post by Liiisa on Jan 13, 2023 7:35:01 GMT -5
Oh my, I didn't see that. I can see somebody saying "I'm Japanese but didn't know it" one time as a joke if they were way deeply into some of those Japanese-originating trends or something, but yeah: cut it out Gwen.
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Post by sprite on Jan 13, 2023 16:33:29 GMT -5
Went all the way across town to have dinner with a friend and her friend.
Who lives around the corner from me.
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Post by kneazle on Jan 15, 2023 18:42:17 GMT -5
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Post by tzarine on Jan 15, 2023 19:04:23 GMT -5
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Post by sophie on Jan 15, 2023 20:29:31 GMT -5
OMG!! That price!!!
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Post by tzarine on Jan 15, 2023 22:33:34 GMT -5
sophie designer slaves are ridiculous. paying for that. i think they think it makes them look cool, rich or sophisticated
laughed @ the people in line for this mediocre brunch place. used to go to brunch, but @ a diner. not paying @25 for eggs!
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Post by sprite on Jan 16, 2023 10:34:59 GMT -5
This morning, a fox snuffling around in the snow. That wasn't funny, but the magpie strutting around 4 feet behind him, completely unconcerned about this 'local apex predator'.
Tzarine, pretty sure you can find a very similar beanie on a fence post--they must constantly fall off heads or out of pockets, because I see a new one hanging up somewhere every time i'm out!
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Post by psw on Jan 16, 2023 10:52:05 GMT -5
"Tzarine, pretty sure you can find a very similar beanie on a fence post--they must constantly fall off heads or out of pockets, because I see a new one hanging up somewhere every time i'm out!"
Gloves also constantly fall out of pockets. When they renovated a subway station near Boston they took a few pairs of lost crumpled gloves, bronzed them in all their crumpled glory, and mounted them on the center panel of the new escalator as part of the décor. Worth a smile, at least.
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Post by Phar Lap on Jan 17, 2023 8:49:03 GMT -5
Reading this…..
A husband and wife are trying to set up a password for their new computer. The husband puts “Mypenis” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough”
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Post by sprite on Jan 18, 2023 8:14:33 GMT -5
One of the neighbour cats was on a fence, watching me, watching him.
He decided to jump down nonchalantly into the walkway to ignore me, not realising that another cat was just strolling into that walkway.
I couldn't actually see them through the fence, just the flashes of colour bouncing around for two minutes while they tried to sort out who was top cat.
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Post by kneazle on Jan 18, 2023 19:58:10 GMT -5
The Prime minister has announced she's resigning. My boss is well known for being a supporter of the opposition party so everyone is popping by our office to tell him about it.
We've had the same conversation about 5 or 6 times in the last hour.
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Post by tzarine on Jan 18, 2023 20:35:33 GMT -5
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Post by Phar Lap on Jan 20, 2023 4:14:23 GMT -5
Teenagers really do know better than their elders - it’s so exciting. My son turned 14 and now he knows everything! Everything! I don’t have to tell him anything anymore because he already knows! In fact, he knows more than I do AND more than his dad does! We couldn’t be more thrilled. What a joyous time.
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Post by sprite on Jan 20, 2023 9:37:45 GMT -5
Looking at listings on VRBO. "Sleeps 3 adults, 1 bed."
What DO they get up to in the South of France??
(yes, I know it's just the way the listings are abbreviated.)
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Post by HalcyonDaze on Jan 22, 2023 5:48:48 GMT -5
The binfluencer thread on twitter.
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Post by Liiisa on Jan 22, 2023 16:05:38 GMT -5
Not sure if this belongs in the laughing thread or the sad thread -- the British comic/musician Les Barker has died, so pero played this funny piece by him, about a family who are going to that Welsh town Llanfair-etc but have to spell it out when they discuss it because their kid would rather go to Blackpool:
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Post by ozziegiraffe on Jan 22, 2023 19:40:10 GMT -5
The binfluencer thread on twitter. I was doing that yesterday. The correct bin was emptied this morning.
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Post by ozziegiraffe on Jan 23, 2023 3:22:43 GMT -5
I realised that the story I was reading on my kindle app on my phone while donating plasma at the blood bank was about vampires.
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Post by Queen on Jan 23, 2023 14:38:27 GMT -5
Oh Randy!
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Post by psw on Jan 23, 2023 14:46:13 GMT -5
Yay, Randy!
I figured he'd have something on this topic pretty soon.
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Post by kneazle on Jan 23, 2023 20:46:37 GMT -5
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Post by Liiisa on Jan 23, 2023 21:38:01 GMT -5
lol thank you Q
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Post by Liiisa on Jan 23, 2023 21:47:39 GMT -5
The sofa bed has never been used since I put it together just before the pandemic, and so we discovered when we unfolded it that it folds back up again when you sit on one portion of it or another, and it was hilarious. Hopefully it won't attack Spawn in his sleep.
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