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Post by Queen on May 23, 2024 15:02:33 GMT -5
I went for an evening walk and saw two young women in hijab and long robes, one was on a scooter pelting down the street which looked funny in the long robe - and her friend was running after her trying to film her. They were both laughing with the joy of it, and I had to laugh too.
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Post by tzarine on May 23, 2024 19:52:35 GMT -5
this conversation bout plant pedophiles
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Post by Queen on May 24, 2024 6:20:40 GMT -5
Randy - and 9 to 5, Dolly would be proud
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Post by tinaja on May 24, 2024 11:56:35 GMT -5
My 78 year old male cousin lives with 10 cats. He did like dogs. Maybe they cost too much to maintain. He is pretty reclusive and lives in his parents original house. Not a dumb guy. Allegedly good with motors. Not with people.
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Post by Liiisa on May 27, 2024 9:02:19 GMT -5
A memory from 20 years or so ago when I saw the band name Los Angeles Negros, and my first thought being that it was an inappropriately named and misspelled Southern Californian punk band or something instead of "The Black Angels" in Spanish
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Post by HalcyonDaze on May 28, 2024 4:35:47 GMT -5
This has been amusing me the past few days. The Google AI reddit shitpost combos
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Post by Liiisa on May 29, 2024 6:17:36 GMT -5
Cracked myself up because I just consumed some probiotic powder which according to the directions you're supposed to "dissolve in the mouth," and after doing that I yelled "ugh that's like a Pixy Stick from Hell!"
Do they even still have Pixy Sticks? I used to love them when I was a kid. I was hoping this would be like that; it was Not.
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Post by sprite on May 29, 2024 10:30:09 GMT -5
It's cruel, but my partner got his hair cut by the same barber as me, and for a change, does not look like a tall egg.
I can't stop commenting on how normal he looks. I've enjoyed myself.
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Post by tzarine on May 29, 2024 20:24:45 GMT -5
Cracked myself up because I just consumed some probiotic powder which according to the directions you're supposed to "dissolve in the mouth," and after doing that I yelled "ugh that's like a Pixy Stick from Hell!" Do they even still have Pixy Sticks? I used to love them when I was a kid. I was hoping this would be like that; it was Not. liisa they are still available www.ferraracandyshopusa.com/brands/pixy-stix
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Post by Liiisa on May 29, 2024 21:20:53 GMT -5
Man I used to love those things
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Post by Queen on May 30, 2024 2:59:14 GMT -5
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Post by Queen on May 30, 2024 13:11:15 GMT -5
Oh! Randy!
"You've become known in Washington for your offensive style and I don't just mean those shoes"
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Post by sprite on May 30, 2024 16:33:20 GMT -5
We are just making inappropriate jokes about DT being convicted.
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Post by groo on May 30, 2024 18:50:01 GMT -5
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Post by Webs on May 30, 2024 18:56:35 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by tzarine on May 30, 2024 22:06:08 GMT -5
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Post by psw on May 31, 2024 10:03:42 GMT -5
There are NO inappropriate jokes about the Orange Felon. Unprintable, perhaps, in a family newspaper, but not inappropriate.
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Post by Liiisa on Jun 1, 2024 18:04:31 GMT -5
I just saw reference to a local church named "Church of the Holy Comforter" and every time I see that, the first thing I think of is a quilted blanket kind of thing.
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Post by kneazle on Jun 2, 2024 4:11:40 GMT -5
The mobile company I'm with through work has an app that converts voicemails to text.
Th message from my mum was apparently 'Right, Mum, we're at dance from over. If you get this message come here instead of home.'
Luckily I could figure out she was actually saying they were at the furniture store Danske Mobler.
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Post by Queen on Jun 4, 2024 11:09:21 GMT -5
I got dressed in a bit of a hurry this morning, in time to put the rubbish out for collection. Jeans, stripy tshirt, cotton cardigan - usual stuff.
Went on with my day, did some work stuff, had some zoom calls, went out for coffee, picked up something at the supermarket, came home, two more calls. Just took my cardigan off.
My thsirt has been inside out the whole day.
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Post by tzarine on Jun 7, 2024 14:04:32 GMT -5
I got dressed in a bit of a hurry this morning, in time to put the rubbish out for collection. Jeans, stripy tshirt, cotton cardigan - usual stuff. Went on with my day, did some work stuff, had some zoom calls, went out for coffee, picked up something at the supermarket, came home, two more calls. Just took my cardigan off. My thsirt has been inside out the whole day. i have worn my t shirt inside out many many times
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Post by HalcyonDaze on Jun 8, 2024 2:54:12 GMT -5
Maudlin headstone poetry,
Someone shared a picture of a headstone in Tasmania that had this hideous little poem explaining how the child had died.
I showed Clipper the picture, and then we started making up our own poems because we are horrible people. I ended up crying with laughter.
Some of our work:
You lived your life with such joy, until you were smothered by your toy.
Now you are on your way to heaven, it's a shame you only lived til 11.
We are so sorry that you died, when you went backwards down the slide.
And the poem in the actual picture
This little inoffensive child To Sunday school had trod But sad to tell was burnt to death Within the house of God.
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Post by Liiisa on Jun 8, 2024 4:34:12 GMT -5
I'm obviously a horrible person too, because those are hilarious
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Post by HalcyonDaze on Jun 8, 2024 4:43:36 GMT -5
We are still going,
Little Timmy loved to play, But probably not on the motorway
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Post by HalcyonDaze on Jun 8, 2024 4:45:12 GMT -5
Reminds me of the production of Cautionary Tales for Children which I took LC to see years ago. Possibly one of the best kids shows I saw. Virginia Gay is excellent
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Post by HalcyonDaze on Jun 8, 2024 4:45:36 GMT -5
Argh, google Virginia Gay and cautionary tales for children
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Post by Webs on Jun 8, 2024 8:33:37 GMT -5
Neighbors dog had an accident in the hall and while neighbor is cleaning it up he had the dog sitting there watching. And dog had such a look of shame. It was cute and funny and sad at the same time.
Then neighbor said, "I didn't make him come out here and watched. He just sat there."
So I patted the dog and said, "I have accidents too." and pup gave me such a look of thanks for the empathy.
Note: cleaned spot is the clearly cleaner than any spot in the hallway.
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Post by Queen on Jun 10, 2024 11:13:50 GMT -5
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Post by ozziegiraffe on Jun 10, 2024 21:18:30 GMT -5
I went for a coffee at a local very popular coffee shop after buying a new phone. Normally, I’d read a book on my kindle app, but as I left my phone in the apple shop for them to transfer data, I picked up a free newspaper called “The Light” It is a publication of conspiracy theorists. At least that’s one less copy for the gullible to pick up.
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Post by Liiisa on Jun 11, 2024 6:06:32 GMT -5
Well done ozzie. That's like me whenever I see a Chick tract left somewhere - "I'll just take that [and drop it in the recycling bin when I get home]"
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